tHe wOrsT tHinG...

the Bitch says:

at one point, there was something really really bad that we did... something that we're not amazingly proud of, but we did it anyway. and its just there.

heres mine:
there was this guy... way back in college. he had a girlfiend. i had a boyfriend.. i was new in school so everybody was curious about the "new girl".. to make it shorter, he broke up their 3 year relationship to be with me. sweet isnt it? i wasnt at all into him, but there was the whole "what the hell" idea. the whole situation was ideal. no commitment, and there when you feel a little frisky. all i needed to do was bat an eyelash and we'd be at his place or in one o' those "themed places" getting it on. it was convenient.. much like what the Witch wants... and has... eventually i got tired of playing him.. i stopped talking to him.. even when i would run into him in school.. or anyplace.. it just wasnt as interesting and exciting as when it started.. with the whole "ex girlfriend hating the Bitch because the Bitch stole her boyfriend part..." i eventually dropped him like a hot potato and moved on the next conquest...he never even saw it coming.. one day we were getting it on, the next day nothing. not even a "thanks, it was fun". everybody else thought i was a bitch for doing it, i simply shrugged and said "it was fun while it lasted".. and like i've always said...life's a bitch.. deal with it...


The Witch says:

That's not so bad sweetie. I couldn't quite decide which would be my worst. Let's wait for the Lady first then I go.


The Lady says:

I don't like saying no to people. And as much as we don't like to, let's face it, we have to say "NO!" or "Fuck off!" at times. Pardon my French but it's true. That's not bad. What's bad is that I allow people to think I'm wrong to say no.

I could say that this is one of those things that I knew was bad but I just kept on doing anyway. People deserve the truth no matter what or who they are. It hurts them more for me to allow them to keep on thinking that they are entitled to something that they're not! Better to give them a bitch-slapping of their life rather than allow them their sanctimonious sulk.

You see my hand? Don't look so scared because it won't come to bitch-slapping if you will just look at the expression of my face. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of... soothing ointments.

Ahmmm... You could say this isn't really a good day to ask me "What's wrong?" ;)

The Witch says:

It took me a while before I could finally decide. Unfortunately, I could actually categorize this as my worst and best. If you know me, you'd perfectly understand why I said that.

Almost a year ago, I was chatting with my bestfriend. She was "sad" she got pregnant early and had to get married. I said I envu her for that and I wish I could have someone take care of me. I went on to tell her that even when I fuck the entire population of Metro Manila no one would care. She said if she can do it, she would. That moment the Witch had her epiphany.

I took my wallet and my phone and called someone I swore I'd never sleep with. I went to his place and went through the deed. I went back to work after a few hours and sent my besty a message over chat. She asked me where I've been to. I said, "I just fucked someone. And as expected, no one cares."

Worst? Yeah. I was at my lowest. I felt like I'm worth that little and so I was willing to forego anything just to get any kind of intimate attention. Best? It is, cos I learned that I can do what I want to do, when I want to without having to answer to anyone. It took me that moment to realize that, how sad.