CONDOMS

The Bitch says:

the Witch and i were deciding about what great topic we could talk about for our first post in this blog site.. we were thinking of something witty? intellectual? social maybe? was chatting for some time about Witch's appointment with bliss that the subject of our first blog came so naturally..

CONDOMS

Its one of those things that you just really hate, but have to have. that irritating rubbery greasy texture.. ok so its kinda showing that i hate the thing.. but, like i said, cant NOT have them...

The Witch says:

I've nothing againts it. I never been a fan really. Then again I thought, if it'll protect me, why not. I decided I should start imposing the use of it soon. Not so famous with the partner anyways. Didn't like it. He said if I want to use it, I have to go buy it. He thought I'd be too shy to buy one. Too bad, I just got a pack from the store. Heehee~

The Bitch says:

Let's wait for the Lady... hehe..

The Lady says:

The lady is in a huff! Having a fit over here! Oh not over the topic but MEN on THAT subject.

How can men be so base that responsibility always comes last in their mind when it comes to pleasure?! Play and fun doesn't always have to come with a heavy price and believe me when I say that STDs and/or getting a girl pregnant is a heavy price! You don't even have to be responsible! You just need to be SAFE!

And ladies?! ALL THE REAL LADIES (not just the ones who have "ovaries") out there! You got where you are not by being stupid. So don't start when the bedroom door (or any kind of door) closes behind you! Don't let this be one big step forward and then multiple baby steps backwards. It maybe baby steps and we might think it's cute but it's bound to make Gabriela Silang turn in her grave and to try to dig herself out using her "itak"! That's one lady you don't want giving you a wake up call.

To you(r) men, if you don't want to buy condoms, you better have a good reason why not. The only time you don't use it is when your celibate or monogamous. Fat chance? OR IS IT? :)

To the ladies, being independent and pro-active with your life is one thing but you know where the line has to be drawn! If we're good in one thing, it's battle line drawing! Well, I think we are but then again maybe not. (Now that sounds like us in front of our closet in the morning, doesn't it? Can't really make our mind sometimes, can we? ;P)

The lady is now appeased and spleen has been cleaned! Time for Starbux. :)


The Bitch Says:

Spoken like a true Lady (in a huff)...


The Witch Says:

Quite impressive from someone who don't really need to use one. Shouldn't I be the one huffing and puffing? Oh! I was, for an entirely different reason. Teehee~

The Lady says:

We all need one to use or for it to be there just in case! No matter how the dry the season is you should always be prepared. Remember that the even in the hottest desert, there is always that one oasis you didn't think would be there but somehow you ended up "partying" in.